Zo af en toe vind ik onder een mailtje van iemand een leuke quote of opmerking die ik de moeite waard vind. Zo af en toe is ook een boek of agenda een mooie bron van inspiratie. Hoe dan ook, als ik een leuke tegenkom zet ik 'm ergens in een lijstje
Hieronder mijn inmiddels flink aangegroeide lijst.
| Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted | Albert Einstein
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| All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand
| Anonymous |
| Birthdays are good for you: the more you have, the longer you live
| Anonymous |
| Crime has already been organised. Now it's up to the police.
| Anonymous |
| Dance like nobody's watching, work like you don´t need the money and love like you've never been hurt
| Anonymous |
| Deep Space Nine: To boldly stay where no one has stayed before
| Anonymous |
| Due to economic difficulties the light at the end of the tunnel has been shut down until further notice
| Anonymous |
| For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain
| Anonymous |
| Friends: People who know you well, but like you anyway
| Anonymous |
| How do 'Do Not Walk On Grass' signs get there?
| Anonymous |
| If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
| Anonymous |
| If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy
| Anonymous |
| If you drop toast it always lands butter-side down, cats always land on their feet. So what happens if you strap toast to a cat's back and drop him?
| Anonymous |
| If you receive something that says 'Send this to all your friends', PLEASE consider me NOT your friend
| Anonymous |
| If you'd lose your left arm, your right arm would be left
| Anonymous |
| Knowledge leads people to come and seek your help. It makes one 'useful' and will tend to attract unpleasing tasks. Therefore, cultivate a suitable nonknowledge.
| Anonymous |
| Last night as I lay in bed looking at the stars I thought 'Where the hell is the ceiling?'
| Anonymous |
| Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself!)
| Anonymous |
| Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun
| Anonymous |
| Microsoft manager to programmer: You start coding, I'll go find out what they want
| Anonymous |
| My operat~1 system unders~1 long filena~1. Does yours?
| Anonymous |
| Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic
| Anonymous |
| No person is important enough to make me angry.
| Anonymous |
| On the other hand, you have different fingers
| Anonymous |
| Perhaps you should read the fucking manual
| Anonymous |
| Please leave a tone after this message
| Anonymous |
| Reality: an illusion caused by lack of alcohol
| Anonymous |
| Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before
| Anonymous |
| Save energy: be apathetic.
| Anonymous |
| Shutting down networkservers reguarly during worktime prevents RSI and develops social contacts at work
| Anonymous |
| Sleep: A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine
| Anonymous |
| Smash forehead on keyboard to continue
| Anonymous |
| Some women are more logical than men. Their minds are cleaner: they change them more often.
| Anonymous |
| Somethingswrongwithmyspacebar
| Anonymous |
| Sometimes a majority only means that all the fools are on the same side
| Anonymous |
| The meaning of life is to give life meaning
| Anonymous |
| There are only 10 kind of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't
| Anonymous |
| There are two certainties in life: death and taxes
| Anonymous |
| This sentence claims to be an Epimenides paradox, but it is lying.
| Anonymous |
| Veni, vidi, visa - I came, I saw, I shopped
| Anonymous |
| Very funny, Scotty.... Now beam down my clothes!
| Anonymous |
| When someone once asked Diogenes why he often laughed by himself, he said, "For that very reason."
| Anonymous |
| Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
| Anonymous |
| Work is the greatest thing in the world, so save some for tomorrow
| Anonymous |
| a positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort
| Anonymous |
| complaining is good for you as long as you're not complaining to the person you're complaining about
| Anonymous |
| To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target | Ashleigh Brilliant
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| Yeah, yo mama dresses you funny and you need a mouse to delete files | BOFH Excuse #82
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| Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time | Bertrand Russell
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| 640K ought to be enough for anybody | Bill Gates, 1981
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| The words printed here are concepts. You must go through the experiences. | Carl Frederick
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| The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing | Edmund Burke |
| Mao Tse Tung Did Not Have To Deal With People Who Were Watching 7 Hours Of Television Every Day | Eugene Chadbourne
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| You don't need eyes to see, you need vision | Faithless
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| Minds are like parachutes, they only function when they're open | Frank Zappa
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| Give me the ready hand rather than the ready tongue. | Giuseppe Garibaldi
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| Whether you think you can or whether you think you can't, you're right!. | Henry Ford
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| If we do what is necessary, all the odds are in our favor. | Henry Kissinger
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| Man is still the most extraodinary computer of all | John F. Kennedy, 1963
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| Pardon me, but you have obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn | John Galt
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| Work is life...and without it, there's nothing but fear and insecurity | John Lennon, 1969
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| Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do | John Wooden
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| Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out. | John Wooden
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| He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt | Joseph Heller, 1961
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| The distance is nothing; it is only the first step that is difficult | Marquise du Deffand, 1763
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| If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark | Michael Landon
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| When life gets down and dirty, jump in and make mudpies! | Michelle Wade, 2001
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| For the list of reasons why technology has failed to improve the quality of life, press 3 | Mike Batchelor
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| Time is a waste of money | Oscar Wilde, 1894
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| I am the thought you are now thinking | Peter Pentchev
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| Reality is the stuff that doesn't go away just because you stop believing in it. | Philip K. Dick
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| Sooner or later, those who win are those who think they can. | Richard Bach
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| Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away if your car could go straight upwards. | Sir Fred Hoyle, 1979
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| Amusement: the happiness of those that cannot think | The Thinking Man's Dictionary, Kevin Solway
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| Architecture: the art of how to waste space | The Thinking Man's Dictionary, Kevin Solway
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| Caution: cowardice | The Thinking Man's Dictionary, Kevin Solway
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| Committee: a group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary | The Thinking Man's Dictionary, Kevin Solway
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| Common-sense: the reason so many people can be wrong at the same time | The Thinking Man's Dictionary, Kevin Solway
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| Liberty: one of Imagination's most precious possessions | The Thinking Man's Dictionary, Kevin Solway
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| Listening: a very dangerous thing. If one listens one may be convinced | The Thinking Man's Dictionary, Kevin Solway
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| Patience: a minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue | The Thinking Man's Dictionary, Kevin Solway
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| Terrorists can only take my life. Only my government can take my freedom | The Thinking Man's Dictionary, Kevin Solway
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| Some men have thousands of reasons why they cannot do what they want to, when all they need is one reason why they can. | Willis Whitney
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| Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will. | Zig Ziglar
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